Discounts (not)Category: General   Feb 15th 2014  12:57PM   0

I used to offer discounts to disabled gents but don't any longer. I'd probably make an exception for Stevie Wonder, but just because he's Stevie freaking Wonder, not the blindness thing. 

Also Bill Murray and Neil Diamond, and to be clear, for Bill or Neil I mean a deep, buy me a breakfast taco and I'm yours for the weekend discount.

Just thought I'd throw that out there in case they're reading my blog. Call me, fellas, no reference needed. Also, forget the taco. Sixteen ounces of chilled Voss water and it's a date. 

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